For sale

I am selling cars.
1968 Porsche 912
New paint (original color), front end redone (all rust repaired), original wheels ( rechroming), extra set of later model wheels, interior original but excellent, engine runs great, Weber 44's, big bore kit (1.8L), 5 speed, new windshield and rear window and gaskets, every thing except the original clock and original radio work. Last registered in 1994. I have owned since 1978. $15,500. This is a nice car.

The SPL 311 Datsun (Roadster): 1.6L Runs great and bullet proof, 5 speed (1st gear is hard to shift into moving),extra 5 speeed with bad synchros, coil overs all corners (Suspension by C.A.R.S. Houston), adjustable sways, fuel cell, roll cage, 2 sets of differential gears, all gauges, Kirby seat, 5 point harness, hand fire extinguisher, mirrors, oil cooler. Only needs fire suppression to use in SCCA. $5K or make offer.

If I sell cars, 24 foot enclosed Wells Cargo trailer (new tires) with cabinets will be for sale.
Might sell datsun and trailer together.
In the next month or so these go on internet and the 912 into Porsche magazine

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A real driver...

Formula1

From Irish Independent:



=========By Kevin Garside
Saturday April 04 2009

Lewis Hamilton, the Formula One. world champion, admitted yesterday that he had lied to the stewards of last Sunday's Australian Grand Prix and said his part in the attempt to cheat Jarno Trulli out of third place was the worst thing he had ever done.

Addressing a hushed press conference at the Sepang circuit where tomorrow's Malaysian Grand Prix is being staged, Hamilton said: "For me, I think the situation is definitely the worst thing I've experienced in my life and that's why I am here.

"It's right as a human being to stand in front of you all and tell you exactly what went on and put my hands up and say I couldn't tell you how sorry I am. Sorry for my team, for my family, for the embarrassment -- it is a very, very embarrassing situation."

Hamilton's dramatic act of contrition came after Martin Whitmarsh, the McLaren team principal, announced that he had suspended David Ryan, the sporting director, whom Hamilton claimed had "misled" and "instructed" him to lie to the stewards in Melbourne.

As a result, Trulli was demoted from third to 12th place for overtaking under the safety car, while Hamilton was promoted from fourth to third. Hamilton has since been thrown out of the race and Trulli's position restored.

Hamilton's frank account of his role in the affair appeared to have satisfied the FIA, though doubts remain about Whitmarsh's conduct and that of other senior McLaren managers.

Further sanction by the governing body's World Motor Sport Council against the Surrey-based team appears increasingly likely.

"We recognise Lewis's efforts to set the record straight today," an FIA spokesman said. "It would appear that he was put in an impossible position."

Tools - definitions?

TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the
freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner
where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints
and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you
to say, 'Oh sh -- '

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
holes until you die of old age.

SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation
of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor >
touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt
heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer
intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing
race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack
handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops
to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit
into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of
the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength
of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under
lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil
on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out
Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used
to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and
butchering your palms.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts
adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of
cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in
use.

DAMM-IT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage
while yelling 'DAMM-IT' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most
often, the next tool that you will need.

Roush Mustang Coming

I had spoken with Jim Tipton of Tipton Motors Brownsville a few weeks ago and he is is bringing a new Roush Mustang to the event Saturday.