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Your Name: Jim Walterhouse
Vehicle: 1991 Miata
Location: McAllen, TX
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31 Aug 2013
I just wanted to say that I miss you guys. The RGVPCA, with all of it's "characters", was a welcoming place.

Here in W. Texas the PCA is not very open to those who do not have a "P" car. They have a website but it is out of date. I'm trying to find someone else to "play" with but it's been difficult. The Miata club is on life support- and may have already been given the last rites, for all I can find out.

If you know of any group doing auto-crosses or anything within about 100 miles of Big Spring, please let me know. Or even a source for such info would be appreciated.

Thanks,

Jim
3 Aug 2013
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark hoodies and sagging pants arrive and ask for entrance. St. Peter looks out through the Gates and says, "Wait here- I’ll be right back."

He goes over to God's chambers and tells him about the characters waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

So Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God and says, “Well, they're gone."

“The guys wearing hoodies?" says God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."
1 Aug 2013
President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama:
“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day"

Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”
“Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”


Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

4 Jul 2013
and if that isn't enough, have a fifth. wink.gif

Miss you guys.

Jim W.
15 Mar 2013
How about a fun topic- list all the cars you have ever owned in chronological order... if you can remember.

1969 Camaro RS (The one that got away)
1970 Opel Kadett (the car I couldn't kill)
1981 Dodge Aspen (ugh!)
1983 Dodge Charger 2.2 (died an early death- ran over by a rock truck- I almost died with it.)
1970 Datsun 510 station wagon (gas gauge was broke- had to use a stick I stuck in the tank to check now much gas was in it- still ran out a few times)
1966 Ford F-100 ("Rusty but Trusty"- never left me stranded, traded it for the 1991 Chevy and forever regretted it)
1969 Pontiac Bonneville ("The Green Monster" ate Mustangs and Camaro's for lunch with the 428 motor in it)
1991 Chevy C1500 ("Mr. Transmission" special)
1977 Volvo 245 Station Wagon (orange, of course) great car but ate black boxes like crazy.
1986 Chevy Monte Carlo LS (Great car- another one I'd like to have back)
1996 Chevy Suburban (put dual exhaust on it, would burn rubber and gas like crazy)
2000 GMC Sierra 2500 - still have it
1996 Pontiac Transport (fun to drive for a van, very dependable until a manifold gasket blew)
1991 Mazda Miata SE - still have it and a twin
1994 Mazda Miata (parts car- gone)
2008 Mercury Milan Premier - wife's car, not bad handling for a nose-heavy v6

Porsche?? Someday- soon, I hope.
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